For more reasons than one, I was looking forward to her infamous "PICK-UP" lines. True enough, she didn't fail me or the hundreds who instantly turned on their camera phones in the hope that she might juggle a few new researched spiels.
I decided not to record her speech but instead I listened intently to her talk. As expected, the nature of her topic was the impeachment trial. But I guess everyone has her or his piece of mind on that, so let me share a few and those that I have collected in the net from Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago.
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"Pangalan mo palang kinikilig na ako, paano pa kaya kung magka-apelyido na tayo!?"
"Tatakbo ka ba sa eleksyon? Boto kasi magulang ko sayo eh.."
"Sana magkasama tayo sa pila para kapag may sumigaw na ng 'Next!', tatanungin mo ako nang 'Tayo na ba?'! "
"Sana Facebook status ka na lang, para pwede kitang i-LIKE"
"Ibenta mo na bahay mo, total dito ka na nakatira sa puso ko"
"Sana OFF ang ilaw, para tayo na lang mag-ON"
"Noodles ka ba?, kasi 'Lucky Me'"
"Para kang holdaper, lahat ibibigay ko sayo, wag mo lang akong saktan"
"Maglaro tayo, huwag lang taguan, kasi 'a girl like you is hard to find'"
"Bastos ka rin ano, di ka man lang nagpaalam, tuloy-tuloy ka sa puso ko"
"Nakalimutan ko pangalan mo eh, pwede na lang ba kitang tawaging 'AKIN'!"
Girl: Saan mo ako idi-date?
Boy: Sa sementeryo...
Girl: Ha!? Bakit?
Boy: Para mapatunayan kong patay na patay ako sayo!
Nasa sementeryo na sila...
Boy: [parang natatakot sa mga multo] May nararamdaman ka ba?
Girl: Naku, nakakatakot naman..ano yun?
Boy: Ang tibok ng puso ko!
Boy: Para kang isang bulaklak...
Girl: Aww...dahil ba mabango ako at maganda?
Boy: Hindi, dahil maugat ang mga paa mo!
Watch for more! Till the next blog!
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